Avoiding the crabs!
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Edit: Yeah, mistakes were most definitely made.
Whoops
Aliens: where the fuck is nebraska?
Humans: hell if we know! All we know is that if you're lost, you end up there until you can get directions back, including if you only think you're lost. Heck, had a full battlegroup end up there after a navigational error during a training exercise…
She took his ass to the backrooms
HOW did we lose Australia??? 🤣
That title is an understatement. Brilliant story! Now where did you put my country?
Dear god, the weebs acquired the power of anime.
Hey Australia is still here, well west Oz is, as I am still here.
I think??
Hah! Ravens put up with our shit because " free bread". Seems about right.
Remember to pay your tribute in bread ^^
So like WH40K where the backrooms is the warp?
Those dudes in hazies actually conquered the backrooms for this one to make this one real
… "because free bread"
BRUHHHHHH
Meanwhile, in Australia.
Random aussi: " Huh, neat ."
YOU GOT DEFEATED BY WHAT?
"The humans called it a meme…"
Now im curious on where the hell Australia went and what could be there like are the people still there or something else like magical spiders
NOOOO! Not Australia! 😬🤣
I imangine the raven in the abbys will send him to the endless prison level in the backrooms and offer him an escape to reality by solving jigsaw puzzles, while compeating in a weekly ranking with crabs.
If he escapes the president of earth will hand him a "congratulations" t shirt with a badly taken screenshot from the end of Evangelion and a piece of Cake that tastes like Eldrich Rasberry.
(All in all, this story is the kind of stuff i would dream off while taking a nap mid day and sweating like a animal and loose all kind of sence for time and space. 20/10, captured that experience perfectly)
Oh course Australia…… why not?? Lol
title is a bit of an understatement.
fucking hilarious though.
"we need to find out where Australia went," best line ever!😂
We must find Australia!!
I want to live in this universe
That first one… oh. Ark of the Covenant. Sucks to be them.
Then Shadow Magic, Hound of Tindolos, Hellgates, Voodoo Manipulation, and as for the weeb, that was Ghostwire
What do you mean we lost Australia
Does anyone know what anime the weeb was mimicing?
How did the raven smile with a beak?
He should go see the spider dog, it seems friendly.
Very good short story.
The Backrooms, HFY Edition. Much more fun than the OG ones.
They started with Russia?? The ghosts of Napoleon and Hitler are facepalming right now.
Hardcore
Of course we lost Australia 🥲
Did china got to conquer whole of Asia? Got dang it.
Vinland? Is this in the fear and hunger universe? Also Australia is probably back in hell where it belongs.