#gothicrock
Intro:
Blood-sucking fiend in a kale-crusted coat
Fangs tucked away, soy latte in tow
Verse 1:
Stalking the night, hunger pangs grow
But the stakes have changed, no neck to show
Plant-based plasma, a cruel twist of fate
Sipping on beetroot to sate
Chorus:
I’m the vegan vampire, an oxymoron
Craving quinoa by the coven
Tofu stains upon my cape
Meatless misery, can’t escape
Tempeh tempting, seitan’s sly
Garlic still makes me cry
Forsaking hemoglobin
For kale and sin
Verse 2:
Lurking in Whole Foods, feeling out of place
Hissing at hummus, a pitiful disgrace
Immortal longings, cloaked and concealed
By chia smoothies and meat-free meals
Chorus:
I’m the vegan vampire, cold and alone
Chewing on chickpeas, turning to stone
Fang marks on faux flesh
This un-life’s a tangled mesh
Spirits sapped by spirulina
V8’s stained my pasty demeanor
I’m in Vegan Valhalla
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